NAOMI

17-year-old, ass kicking, cat. Being the middle child was challenging enough for her, but like Jase, she doesn't share her brothers gray coats. She dyed it out of embarrassment of her actual coat, but now that she doesn't care what anybody else thinks of her, she's now a natural calico. Tezzle was taken with her for a time, but she has no interest at all. In actuality, Naomi was a lesbian. After coming out, she then found Alexis, and they've never been happier. That is, until SCHOOL starts.

ALEXIS

17-year-old, headstrong, bunny. Never hiding who she is, proud to speak her mind whenever she feels it, and also gay, as previously stated in the above profile. However, starting a new school with brand new people could make her change her brave tune.

SILO

18-year-old, overly macho, cat. You'd think he'd be protective of his little sister, but he fears her like everyone else. Him and his little brother couldn't be closer though. He also is the only known owner of a chupacabra. So he's got that going for him!

CHARLIE & MAX

11-year-old, band mates, silver fox, and manx cat. No job, no money, no car, but they're in a band! Their band's name..."Charlie and Max." Charlie's the lead singer, and guitartist, and Max is the bassist.

BON

Cryptozoological, fun-loving, goat-eating chupacabra. One day, he follwoed Silo home, and he's now a loved part of the family! He is named after the late Bon Scott, former lead singer for AC/DC! For a carnivorous reptile, he's kind of on the soft side, but he'll happily maim the closest living thing to him on command!

RICKY

A crazed, maniacal, mongoose. He's Quinton's pet, and Tezzle's constant nuisance. He's the only thing capable of besting our egotistical protagonist...our egotagonist.

JESSIE

20-year-old, eldest sibling, silver fox. Jases big sister, who is in college, but stops by from time to time for family events or to annoy Jase. She plays the guitar the best out of her siblings, and taught Charlie everything he knows.

OLD MAN FOGGY

Weasel tutus in the umpteenth day of libertarian disco! CRAB GIBLETS IN THE SPRING!