That phone's actually a rough drawing of my kitchen phone. I have no idea what Jeff Goldblum's phone looks like, or if he has a headshot of himself next to said phone, or what his answering machine actually says, but.....Uh.....Shut up.
Jeff Goldblum totally has a head shot of himself on his dresser. But this is nothing compared to the 20 foot tall Jeff Goldblum ice statue that he has in his living room.