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Tezzle and Zeek

Written by Tezzle of "Don't Kill the Messenger," and drawn by Panachu of "Split Blades."

And make sure to watch out Oct. 2009 for "Tezzle and Zeek: The Animated Series!"


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12 Dec 2007 07:23 pm

Okay Kiddies. Story Time.

A few weeks ago I decided to just up and stop comic production. DON'T PANIC! It's because I decided go straight to the cartoon series instead.

One problem...I just found out I can't draw on Flash! It sucks! I was a foolish fool to think I could make an animated series on my own when I can barely hand draw my characters let alone animate them! I'm a terrific idea guy, I can write, I can voice act, and draw okay on Xara...but I think my talent well's run dry.

So uh...anybody want a volunteer job working on "Tezzle & Zeek?" in any area I can't? ^_^; ...I know this sounds like I'm being lazy, but understand, if I do this on my own, it'll take too long and I'm bound to give up eventually. I know me. I want YOU, the fans, to be able to see T&Z as soon as possible, looking as good as it possibly can.

So I need a T&Z A-Team! Who wants to be a member!? Come on! A-TEAM!!!

EDIT: Here's what help I'll need:

- Anyone good with the drawing of Flash or any drawing program compatable with Flash. (I have none) I'll need somene to be able to draw my guys. Basicaly, I need a Flash Artist.
- Somone who can animate. This will requie that you have Flash obviously. XD
- Someone who's good with the Actionscript aspects of Flash. If you don't know what that is...don't apply for this position. ^_^;
- Last but no least, voice actors. And please, PLEASE, I don't want any "=D I'd LOVE to!...but I don't have a mic." And if you actually DO have a mic, I can't have a crappy recording with low quality that sounds all grainy, because if you didn't know, putting audio on Flash somehow lowers it's quality a bit anyway. All characters are American,with American accents, so unless you're American, or can fake it, don't bother auditioning. and currently EVERY character is up for grabs except Tezzle, Zeek, Jase, and Old Man Foggy, who will all be voiced by yours truly. =D

22 Oct 2007 02:34 pm

Can't Do S*** Tonight

I will not be online all night. I pretty much have to learn the Italian language TONIGHT for a test. That is all.

Now here is some [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=TJN3PGqDRNg]Beck[url/].

19 Oct 2007 09:50 pm

Fair is Foul, Foul is Fair...

...but the ridiculous amount of homework I have sure as Hell is not!

God, it did not feel like a Friday today. I had that Theology test. I thik I did alright on it. Turns out most of the students in my Psychology class BOMBED that test. Me? 84% Solid B. Because I am smooth like that. |=)

God I got so much crap to do. Finish my costume, finish this drawing I am working on at the moment, but it is late, but I am worried if I do not finish now, I will not be able to, also since I could not watch "My Name Is Earl" "30 Rock" or "The Office" Thursday night, I had to record it, and I never got around to watching it. Saw the new episode of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" though. It was pretty good. Not a lot of action, but some good character development went on, which it is always nice to just get out of the way in one episode so there is more room for the fighting & action later on...and Toph...Toph PWNs. =3

Also, school-wise, gotta study Italian. Like REALLY study, because 1, I barely know any of the irregular past-participle verbs I need to memorize...which is basically ALL of the Avere ones, and 2, I did God awful on the last test because I did not study because she said the day before she decided to change the date, and apparently she announced that she cahnged her mind as we were walking out of the room as the bell rang or something dumb like that. |=(

Also I have to read Act 1 of "Macbeth," which because of the little footnotes the textbook has that explains everything (And there are like 20 every 10 lines for this story, since it is confusing old Shakespeare XD) I think I might actually like it. It reminds me of that Doctor Who episode "The Shakespearean Code" what with the 3 witches and all... Although, technically that should be what reminds me of "Macbeth" but whatever. I saw the DW episode first. XP

Oh, and the dumb math project. THAT is gonna be total Hell. Xo It's not even that hard. It's just gonna take me forever! It's so not worth it time wise, but it definitely is point wise, so...damn. Xo

Beyond that, my day was boring as Hell. Just a normal school day. I did think up that hilarious pic I am working on right now, but I don't want to give it away. It is awesome. And actually, it might turn out to be my nicest pic to date, art wise. X3 I hope I can finish it over the weekend.

Thanks again for reading, here is some Beck.

18 Oct 2007 06:35 pm

My Problems, and Horny Middle Schooler's Problems

So close & yet so far to the end of the week. I mean, it is close to the end of the 1st quarter at school, so we are going to have tests & stuff......BUT THEY ARE ALL AROUND THE SAME DAMN TIME! I hate it! Do not teachers meet & stuff? Why do they not just spread stuff out for us? WHERE IS THE COORDINATION PEOPLE!? You are running a school for God sakes! Xo

Today I had a Chemistry test AND a Psychology test, and tomorrow I have got a hard ass Theology test I need to study for tonight, and over the weekend I have an essay for theology, a project for Math (WTF!?) and on top of that I need to memorize like ALL of the irregular past participles of verbs for Italian for a test on Tuesday! D= And oh yeah...My f***ing brain just exploded. *BOOM!*

In other news....Okay, in news, Birth Control in Middle Schools. I for one think it is a good idea. I mean, we keep telling kids to wait until they are married, until they are 18, of the legal age of consent, or Hell, even if they are in high school, and it is not like we are doing anything wrong. We tell them, but in the end, it is up to them whether they listen or not. Obviously, they are to stupid to just be content with masturbating like normal teenagers, so since they are too dumb to look after themselves (That IS the parent's fault, by the way) we have to stop them from metaphorically bumping their heads on the coffee table corner and putting some rubber stoppers on that bitch. Because I would not know from experience, but I have been around enough to know that once you have had sex...yeah...you want more. So we just need to patch up these irreversable problem, and hopefully we can put some sense into the next generation.

And now, something to confuse or blow your mind. The rule stating "There is an exception to every rule," has no exception, which is in itself, an exception to the rule....=3

Thanks again for reading. Here is some Beck.

17 Oct 2007 06:37 pm

PSAT Testing Today

BOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGAH!!!!!

But, the good news is I got out at 11:30! XD Got me some Taco Bell! =P

So yeah. I finally told someon who might help me out in that SUPER SECRET BIG PROJECT I've told no one about. They haven't responded back yet. It's no big deal realyl though. The project is still a big "MAYBE" which is why I don't want to tell anyone. Shouldn't get there hopes up in case I can't pull this mofo off. And it WILL be a Hell of a challenge. Don't worry. I've got it all in my noodle, just gotta put it on the computer in several forms. It's still gonna be a while. Might not even be in '08! =o

This is what I will tell you, in case you Smack Jeevers don't go to my DA page enough, where I mostly talk about it:

- Flash cartoon series.
- Fan series of an existing show or movie or cartoon (I'm keeping this info as sketchy as possible. XP), but it's like an re-imagining of it, with all the classic elements intact.
- It *will* be awesome if I can get it off the ground.
- So far, I only have a few episodes thought up, a page or two of the first episode written, some sketches, and absolutely nothing animated. XP Now you see why it's gonna be a while.

Wish me luck with this. Next to T&Z, this'll be my 2nd brain child...not counting the guys who thought it up first...But you get what I'm saying.

Here's some Beck! =3

16 Oct 2007 09:35 pm

My Over Thinking Brain & Brit Exchange Students

So since none of my friends have my lunch this year, I have to spend it with a kinda-friend Ryan. And he's tolerable for a half hour, which works out, and his friends he hangs out with are cooler than him, so that's a plus, but he's a f***ing moron. At least compared to me. Compared to the average student there...he's just kinda dumb. Still though.
Anyway, I don't know what made him ask me this, but he was trying to be all deep & s*** and said "When you look at half a glass of water, do you see it as half empty, or half full." I said plainly "That depends. Was it filled halfway, or emptied half way? It's" And since he freaks out REALLY easily, he cuts me off & starts pitchnig a bitch like, "STFU! I JUST ASKED A SIMPLE F***ING QUESTION!" And I said, "And I'm answering it. It's the same exact thing, unless you apply the term specifically to how the half of water is related to-" And he cuts me off again "NO! YOUR SUPPOSED TO ANSWER ONE OR THE OTHER! IF YOU SAY 'HALF FULL' YOU'RE LIKE OPTOMISTIC & S***, AND IF YOU SAY 'HALF-EMPTY' IT MEANS YOU'RE AN ASS-HOLE!" Which I personally think is a crock of s***, but I'm optomistic, so just to shut him the Hell up I said "half full."
But see? My mind works like that. Like that if a tree falls, and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound? Of course it does. It makes sound waves, they just dissipate before they're able to go far enough to reach our ears so it can be heard. And the sound of one hand clapping?...Well I just don't get how that's supposed to blow my mind. The definition of clapping is hitting *both* hands together. I mean, short of smacking your fingers against your palm to make a sound, you can't clap one handed. And what came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, if you look at it horribly in general, from an evolutionaty perspective, some horribly close egg laying descendant of a chicken, but perhaps not totally what we would define as a chicken, layed an egg, and that generation evolved to a chicken. And since a chicken came from that egg, it's a chicken egg, so the egg came first. Unless of course you define a chicken egg as an egg that came from a chicken. In which case, the chicken came first. Let me check...F***, I'm not the fist guy to ask that question.
Okay, so basically, we HAVE answered that question, it's just a matter of perspective now...Okay, I can deal with that...Someone should really put a specific definition on it. Isn't there some National Farming...Whatever organization? They should all have a summit or something, defining what makes a chicken egg a chicken egg, and bring us one strep closer to solving this dilemma once & for all...After we convince the uber-religious people that the Bible & what not aren't history books, and that the 7 day thing isn't written as fact! I've been taking Theology in high school. I know this for certain! There's nothing sinful about evolution!

Another thing about school is, there are Brit exchange students visiting for the week...I...hate my country a little more now. Dear God, the stupid, stereotypical American crap these guys have to put UP WITH!
"Oh my God, they talk so funny!"
"Do you play cricket?"
"'Cheerio, mate!' Heh-heh. They talk like that. That's how they talk."
"Sorry I'm late. the British kids were all talking in the hallway, and I was listening to them talk."
Dear Christ, they DO know these are PEOPLE, right? It honestly sickens me. No wonder they hate us over there.
One funny thing though was my Irish friend Devin asking "Hey...they don't like Irish people, right?:" I was like, "I don't know, but I'd lay low just in case.:lmao:" Turns out, I think some don't.
I can almost see them now telling all their friends when they get back...
"Aw man, they are SO ANNOYING. I couldn't even speak without some dopey blonde behind me start giggling."
"I know. One of them even asked me how I 'did that.'"
"They all think we say 'cheerio' and drink tea all day."
"Do they even *know* not everyone in Britian has an English accent?"
"Do they even know there's a difference between Britian & England?"
"I don't think they do."
"They don't."
"I hate America."
"We all do, and when we grow up & have kids, we'll raise them to hate America too."

Anyway, thank's for reading my rant. Here's some Beck.

24 Sep 2007 12:59 am

My Eyes Are In Physical Pain

So yeah...After I get done making this week's comics tomorrow, no more computer or no more internet at least until next week. I need a God Damn break from...from all of this! I turn on the computer and boom! I'm glued to it. Convos, comments, comics, other "c" words that escape me at the moment. So yeah. You're not gonna be hearing from me for a while. How will I pass the time, you might ponder?......The first season of "Heroes" on DVD of course. So, uh...yeah. After tomorrow...Byskees!

Fed up with the internets crap,
Tezzle

21 Sep 2007 04:55 pm

No One Reads These Anymore

I mean seriously, if your going to give people the option to go straight to the comic, who's going to check the mian page EVER!? I know I don't.

But I figure I'm going to try and change that. At least for here. So here's what I'll do, just to give me and you something else to kill time (or procratinate) I'll try to give you more than just a comic.

For starters? Here are all the songs that were in my head today (the ones I can remember that is):
GODZILLAAAAA!!!!!
The Racer X version, which is just as kick-ass
Immigrant Song (with the viking kittens X3)
And because some guys in my class were arguing over the 5th power of the kids in "Captain Planet," (they didn't believe me when I told them it was "Heart" which it IS)...This was stuck in my head all day as well...

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